Fix it Jesus! A British man spent over $150,000 just so that he could look like Kim Kardasian. This fool is the ultimate stan, his name is Jordan James Parke and he is only 21 years old. He has had lip fillers, Botox, eyebrow tats and alot more just so he can look like Kim.
“I love everything about Kim,” Parke told The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”
Does he really think he looks like Kim Kardashian? Because from the looks of things he just kinda looks like a cartoon. According to his interview with the Sun:
The celebrity-obsessed makeup artist tweets fawningly about model Kate Price, posts his own accessorized mug endlessly to Instagram and even has an arms-length tattoo of Mariah Carey’s autograph.
But the face, that’s all Kim.
“I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” Parke told The Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”
To complete the look Parke spent thousands on a wardrobe to match, from the latest clothes to a gold watch, diamond stud earrings and fashion-plate Prada handbag.
Honestly I am at a loss for words with this one, he looks nothing like Kim K and we cant imagine what he will look like by the time he turns 30.
Jordan, is more addicted to the attention than anything else, he feeds off of it, and chances are we aren’t helping. According to him he loves the attention, and the stares. He also loves his haters!
I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done.”
This is just #sad