So if you’ve had your ears to the ground you would’ve heard about the new studies which have revealed that the United States barely measured up to the average mark for ding-a-ling sizes, coming in at #61 from 80 countries.

In a society where many women let on that size is everything this could be quite an indictment on the average American male when it comes to performance in the bedroom.

 It has long been speculated that black men have the largest wankers and as evidenced in this one case in Nigeria, the size of the dong can be a deal breaker.The story broke in nwdaily.com.

After the failure of her first marriage Aisha Dannupawa, a mother of three, had married Ali Maizinari only a week earlier.

Tradition demanded that she move in with him prior to getting married but instead she was invited to his parents’ house. It is when he visited that they had their first encounter and she recognized she was inheriting a shlong.

Now a shlong isn’t just urban speak for the male genitalia; in fact it refers to a sizeable organ with remarkable endowment when it comes to length and girth. Aisha revealed that her mother had advised her to endure it as things would get better with time.

 After the experience which she called a nightmare, she had to take medication to prepare for a second encounter but such a feat required more than the ointment and painkillers she had armed herself with.

One week later she practically begged the Sharia Court in the Nigerian state of Zamfara to allow her to part ways with her husband because intercourse with him was simply unbearable.

Poor hubby agreed that he would divorce her provided she paid back the dowry and monies spent on her during courtship. The President of the court advised them to try and reconcile before they appear for the next hearing.

When I read this I decided that Ali must have a helluva whang if a woman who’s had three children cannot handle what he has.